Friday's Five

I have decided to merge two of my favorite things for my weekly Friday post. I introduce "Friday's Five"-- merging Lists and Alliterations, it will be a weekly list of, well, just about anything. You all should be very excited! So here we go:

Five Reasons Why I Check my Mail Everyday:

1.) There might be a letter addressed to me

2.) There might be a promotional flyer with a piece of attached candy

3.) There might be misdirected mail in my box

4.) There might be a very important political flyer and...
5.) There just might be a cute boy checking his mail too!

"Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever." ~ Joe Bob Biggs